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Twilight: A Limerick

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There once was a girl named Bella.


Who fell in love with a vampire fella.


The plot was not there


Made me rip out my hair


And I now I'll go fall in a well. Uh.

So. This is what happens when you are tired. And just finishing up the PWTM art meeting with a big round of Twilight-bashing. xD

That... and this. [link]

But that was before the meeting... XD

Anyway. I was saying how I have to do an English project on a book a hated. And one of the options was a poem. Which spawned THIS.

So, I guess I'm going to do that collage. Maybe draw a couple pictures for it. A COUPLE. NO MORE. I really didn't like that book. Yell at me if you wish, but I know you're all above that.

My main reasons? A weak plotline and the amount of descriptive words that just overdoes it. I could barely make it through the rest of the book. It was that bad.

Now, I can understand why some people like it. I mean, there was ONE scene that I liked. ONE. Just because it was cute. But, other than that, NO. Just, NO.

Off-topic again. Anyway, I wonder how I'm going to think of the theme of a book that the author said herself doesn't have one?! (That's when you know it's bad-- when the author can't even analyze her own book.)
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Cynicrylle's avatar
I feel so many emotions ;P